Zero f*cks given.

Zero f*cks given.

Return me home! Otherwise, I’ll break your finger…

Return me home! Otherwise, I’ll break your finger…

Actual menu item at The Red Arrow Diner in New Hampshire

Actual menu item at The Red Arrow Diner in New Hampshire

Story of my life.

Story of my life.

This proves how essential pussies are.

This proves how essential pussies are.

Looks like I found your mom’s parking spot.

Looks like I found your mom’s parking spot.

And the law won

And the law won